Letter to God
A poor man starving for food wrote a letter to God
asking him for a thousand euro.
In the letter this man's name and full address.
Receiver, "To: God." That's it. Nothing more.
The post officials decided to give this letter to the Pope.
He represents God on earth, they thought.
The Pope got the letter.
Maybe, this poor man is really starving from hunger, he said,
let's send him a cheque with five hundred euro.
When the poor man got the cheque,
he burst into shouting: 'fuck the Pope,
he is such a great thieve,
he robbed half of the money
which God gave to me'